Spelling made simple ( In the Ghetto )

[RupertPupkin]

Somebody emailed me this , pretty funny stuff ....

Words: ​

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

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This is Leroy's home work assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,
it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel ."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

 

[raiderguy]

hahaha. funny.

 

[JOHNHOLMES]

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good
:lol:

 

[ThePig+]

too funny....some of those are classic

 

[Hookandcrook+]

What be so funny.

 

[FairWarning]

 

[kingbill]

meh...not a fan

 

[RupertPupkin]

And now , Top 10 Reasons why Blacks can't be in Nascar

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.

 

[Doug]

Pretty sad when you have a generation of native born Americans that speak zero languages fluently ! Even illegal Mexicans speak fluent Spanish and passable enough English when they need too, while Europeans usually speak 3+ languages.

 

[levistep]

Hey Doug, haven't posted in like 3 years and yours is the first post I read. You still in Connecticut?

 

[Doug]

Yes, still here ( in Essex now). I'm close to closing on selling the place I bought here in Feb 2012 and going South or West, could be as soon as 4-8 weeks.

How about you ?

 

[levistep]

Yes, still here ( in Essex now). I'm close to closing on selling the place I bought here in Feb 2012 and going South or West, could be as soon as 4-8 weeks.

How about you ?

Oh wow, Essex is a very beautiful town. I'm still here in North Branford, halfway between all the work in Greenwich and all the play at Mohegan Sun.

 

[wadd]

This post reminds me of an email that was floating around years ago called....Spell with Darnell.
it was very funny.

 

[Vols2009]

Great thread.